How now, Brown cow...

[Sgt. Hustler]

I got this second hand, but then, what isn't?  Was'nt there a story of the atomic blast left in one of the latrines at Odessa?  Curtis?  any way I don't know if this qualifies as code brown, but the Odessa event did yeild one of the most severe cases of  "Jump Suit" blowout I have ever seen..and yet our intrepid trooper slung his bits in a hastilly fashioned thong of sorts and continured firing at the enemy!!!  Such commitment.

[Sparky]

Oh yes on the code brown.  Seems more of a trooper not wanting to get a dose of staff infection.  lol  I gave some advice to trooper Newkirk.  "always bring a flashlight to the blue lagoon".  Appears somebody stood with a foot on either side of the seat and had a "prop blast" of epic proportion.  Weird thing is they didn't adjust their aim.  It was off center and on the side wall and oozing next to the seat and then to the floor.  What is wrong with people?

Sparky

[Sgt. Hustler]

a question for the ages...

[littletexas]

He must have been an artillery man, their aim is always off